"[warning graphic discussion of sex] she and i banged today. we banged and we banged hard. we banged hard in a bathroom. we banged hard in a bathroom in her vagina. well i guess i should say we banged in her vagina hard inside the bathroom. you get the idea right? now i got some pork rinds and i think i will review them. i fucking love pork rinds. they are a snack like a chip but they are all protein filled and shit. and how can fried pig skin be bad for you? i prefer to eat the spicy hot flavor of pork rind but honestly… as long as it is a rind i would eat it."

James Deen, porn star and magnificent blogger (via terminally-kawaii)

(Source: absolutely-spiffing)